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ETA downgraded to 3 stars September 20 2015 Hello O Nice to see you again With his lips he brought me ne 35 stars I mean it And I want half starsOnce upon a time there was a missing O The pressure f an O long denied waiting patiently and sometimes impatiently for her release Lucky you because you found The Wallbanger Simon How s the pressure nowCaroline Do you want me to hurt you Shut it a look f dreamy bliss Achtung! Cthulhu on her face Enter Baba Hey guys I wanna have a little chat with you Are you game nodding heads left and right Baba beamsOkey dokey let s get started Honestly I am not someone who beats around the bush Are you two for real lookf utter confusion Infamy on their faces Oh comen are you a little bit slow General P.T.G. Beauregard on the uptake When I was reading your story I had to wonder now and then why you could not jump eachther s bones sooner rather than later Sheesh Yep By the way I was waiting impatiently as well I could feel the pressure and the sexual frustration tension no doubt about it If I take everything into account then I have to tell you that you stressed my patience to its limit Don t get me wrong I am all for a great build up but why My Wishful Thinking oh why did you have to wait so long till you hit the sheets eventually Tell me guys is there a specific reason No Simon please do not interrupt me now since I m warming up so nicely Yeah I got it It s been a very long time since you ve had a girlfriend and you didn t want to screw it up Yeah yeah you didn t know how to handle the delicate situation Point taken Oh Simon no worries I ll be gentle pets At least I ll give it an honest shotI ll give it to you straight dude Your stay in Tahoe wasne seriously annoying mess at least if you ask me and if you don t ask me I don t care either Period Do you remember what happened there I mean you have view spoilerthis make The Boy and the Blue Moon out session in the hot tub and thenpoof Nada Rien ne va plus You just chickenedut hide spoiler Review posted at Swept Away By Romance 3 12 to 4 starsThere s no doubt Wallbanger is a fun delightful moderately sexy feel good read that bordered n the ANNOYING There were times I felt like wallbanging my head against the wall with the amount f unresolved sexual tension this poor couple was put through Geez This particular aspect The Screwball Comedy Films: A History and Filmography, 1934-1942 of the story became so frustrating I enjoyed getting to know the two main characters Simon and Caroline They were endearing playful maybe a little immature for their ages but very likable characters Their fun and witty banter and developing friendship was what I loved the most about this book I can t end this review without a SHOUT OUT to Clive the cat Oh boy could that cat be in the wrong place at the wrong time Understatementf the century But I loved his involvement in the story At times I felt the cat actually eclipsed the two main leads I love when an author has the ability to make an animal an intricate part Father Tom Padilla: Mark of the Demon Priest of the plot Other than my previously mentioned annoyances I had a blast reading this book If you re looking for a simple fun and engaging afternoon read you ll probably enjoy thisne So disappointed This book went from OMG to a big fat DNF at 75% I really and I mean REALLY enjoyed the pening f this book and was looking forward to a great read But in the end I gave it too much f my time and finally just had to call it uits Oh it started ff so funny and Eat Vegan on $4.00 a Day original The Wallbanger and Cock blocker jokes were cute Simon was such a mystery and Caroline was a person I would love to hang with if she was a real person Her conversations with her cat had me laughing And when Simon and her finally met the banter was so well done The story stayedn pace for a while but around the halfway mark it got a little juvenile for my tastes In the uest for friendship with Simon Caroline got a bit whiney and started playing head games The banter got a bit ver the top The cliches got a bit thick And I was like WTF Caroline And then the story got really farcical but I persisted Caroline started to really rub me wrong What is happening to her She is turning into a really rub me wrong What is happening to her She is turning into a stupid big fat cliche from every bad Chick Lit book I ve read Then she really really started to make me not like her The romance between her and Simon was turning into rainbow farting unicorns and the delusions dancing in her head were no longer entertaining I no longer wanted to hang with her assuming she was a real person And the story about her friends got weirder and weirder By the time I uit Simon was the nly thing about this book I still really liked And that is how I plan to remember him because I am so afraid if I finish this book I will end up not liking him either So DNF at 75% Kittenslay backYou ARE ABOUT TO GET WALLBANGED I WAS AN ADDICT about to get Wallbanged I was an addict her doseI was lost in a dull world full Pantyhose Professionals (Pantyhose Diaries Book 2) of mundane stuff for so long I almost became a mundane myselfAfter a monthf abstinence from reading and severe book deprivationafter long days and bookless #Nightsthe Time Came To #time came to where I belongAnd I had to celebrateI wanted something lightI wanted saucy and funny and Wallbanger promised to deliver them allAnd h boyit didBut it also delivered sweetand fluffyand dreamy and a new book boyfriend that reduced me into a puddle f gooIt s Masterchef Junior Cookbook: Bold Recipes and Essential Techniques to Inspire Young Cooks official peopleI m in loveAgain Fucking Wallbanger I hissed frozedn the spot His grin slid Black Macho and the Myth of the Superwoman off as well as he played place the face for a moment Fucking Pink Nightie Girl Caroline has a wonderful job and wonderful friends and a wonderful new apartment and a wonderful cat and her life would be guess what wonderful if it wasn t for two thingsher missing O and her neighbor s loud midnight activities The girl next door was meowing What in the world was. Caroline se acaba de mudar a San Francisco Ha aluilado un piso donde vive con su gato Clive y ha empezado a trabajar como diseñadora de interiores Su nueva y excitante vida también incluye a Simon un vecino algo peculiar y unas paredes ue parecen papel de fumar Noche tras noche el mujeriego como Caroline suele llamarle la despierta con ruidos escandalosos Noye únicamente su cama golpeando rítmicamente la pa. ,


WallbangerKeep flirting with him all the time my lower Caroline says So what I can flirt and do whatever I like cause I don t have my O any Oh O how I miss you The CatfromHell They don t have a clue evil laugh I will make their lives misarable evil laugh The girl loves me but I don t plan to let her have her O back with the arrogant man evil laugh I will spoil all their plans eventually evil laugh My throat hurts from all the evil laughing coughs Simon Did that cat just evil laughed at me I must be hearing things Oh well back to thinking about sex And Caroline Damn I m hard Will she stop looking at me with those hungry eyes Damn I m even harder now Must Suirm In My Seat Caroline Simon keeps suirming all the time What is his problem He s got to have a big hard Study of Organ Inferiority and Its Psychical Compensation; A Contribution to Clinical Medicine - Scholar's Choice Edition on just for me Too bad I can t give it to him cause he s a jerk and I don t have my O back But I feel some suspicious fluttering my lower Caroline says YAY I m gonna jump him as soon as I can Without actually having sex with him Ahhhh I just love that sexual frustration The Friends They are all so stupid ahahahaha we have foundur someones to have sex with ahahahahaha we don t suffer any sexual frustration ahahahahaha Blacky OMG these people are driving me crazy Simon is trying to hide his hard Heaven Next Stop on Caroline is talking to her belly the cat is making some funny evil noises and the friends are probably highr something they can t stop laughing Jeez Is anything going to happen here that doesn t h BANG BANG BANG Oh GodBANG BANG BANG Oh GodBANG BANG BANG OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOOOODDDDTHE WALLS ARE SHAKING PICTURES ARE FALLING DOWN RUN FOR COVER PEOPLE GRAB YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR DRESS AND HIDE UNDER THE TABLE I THINK WE RE HA 5 HUGE STARSLOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BOOK EVERYONE HAS TO READ ITThis book was brilliantPure goldI m in love with Simon Completely utterly in loveMy cheeks ache from laughingMy heart is happyDid I mention I love this book This book was pure decadent lighthearted un put downable FUN A well written perfect blend f all things happy romantic sweet funny hilarious really melty swoony witty steamy with just enough tender deeper moments to make my heart sueeze I fell in love with everything the characters the writing the story and Clive The most awesome cat ever to grace the pages f a novelIt was just ne winning line after another I swear to freaking God than half my book is highlighted No joke The banter The chemistry The flirting The texts melt The nooking The wooing this book is just loaded with win I read most f it with a big stupid grin plastered n my face and pretty much just alternated between sueeing suealing giggling snorting crying shaking and cackling with laughterWhat s this book about though Now usually I write my wn descriptions but I love the fficial blurb too much so here it is Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment in San Francisco a KitchenAid mixer and no O and we re not talking Oprah here folks She HAS A FLOURISHING DESIGN CAREER AN a flourishing design career an verlooking the bay a killer zucchini bread recipe and no O She has Clive the best cat ever great friends a great rack and no OAdding insult to O less since her move she has an versexed neighbor with the loudest late night wallbanging she s ever heard Each moan spank and was that a meow punctuates the fact that not nly is she losing sleep she still has yep you guessed it no OEnter Simon Parker No really Simon please enter When the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her ut f bed Caroline clad in sexual frustration and a pink Baby Doll Nightie Confronts Her doll nightie confronts her but never seen neighbor Their late night hallway encounter has well mixed results Ahem With walls this thin the tension s gonna be thick Simon Wallbanger Parker Cocky charming sexy as all hell confident and When You Lose Your Job once we got to know him better sweep youff your feet swoony I adored him its that simple He has made me list f top book boyfriends ever I loved that his character had depth At first you kind f wondered if he was just a bit Isabel the Queen: Life and Times of a manwhore but I loved that there was a whole background to him And its hard not to love a man who isbsessed with baked goods You want me to cut you a piece Fantastic Post Office 03 okayr you could just do that I frowned as he took a giant bite Tim Crouch outf the end Thif if mine righ he asked spraying crumbs How do you function in normal society I asked shaking my head as he took another monster bite I loved Caroline too She was sweet yet feisty and refreshingly direct about everything Brain Heart Nerves Backbone and f course O were brilliant additions to the storyI loved how casually Simon and Caroline s relationship developed They were seriously ne Drawing the Human Head of the sweetest couples ever but there was no falling into bedn first sight for them Now you listen mister I said trying for a adult tone I m not going to spend every night listening to you try to crash your girl s head through my wall with the force f your dick alone No way buddy They went from cockblockerwallbanger to truce status to friends to lovers The whole process just warmed my heart And throw in a healthy dollop f sexual tension and innuendos DIY Projects for the Self-Sufficient Homeowner: 25 Ways to Build a Self-Reliant Lifestyle out the wazoo and you pretty much have a recipe for awesome I like that we re taking things slow You give good woo I whispered I nevernce felt any urges to throttle a character r yell at them no eye rolling Nothing I was just ne purely satisfied reader Oh and Simon goes commando God bless America Flaily Pink Nightie Girl and Mr Wallbanger Snorey Pants will always have a special place in my heart 3 Guys READ THIS BOOK CASTING see above and belowFor f my reviews visit Aestas Book BlogAnd come join the Aestas Book 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Cintura lo encuentra delicioso e irresitible Pronto las fantasías protagonizadas por este misterioso semental es lo ue la mantendrán en vilo Caroline y Simon volverán a encontrarse en una fiesta donde por fin podrán hablar en una situación normal Él resulta ser bastante encantador y nada tiene ue ver con el gigoló ue Caroline se había imaginado Incluso podrían llegar a ser buenos amigos O uizás algo má. ,

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My neighbor packing to make that happen What sucks though is that the aforementioned annoying but gifted neighbor is super hotSahara hotAnd that Caroline is forced to play nice with Simon despite wanting to bang his head Dead Man Riding (Nell Bray, on the banging wall but at the same time she wants him to bang her against the god banging wallSee the problem here You gonna bang my walls Simon I laughed You have no idea he promised The resultTensioninnuendossexual frustrationbanterstensionlaughut loud momentstension and did I mention tensionOhand a really horny catAlice Clayton s writing is freaking hilariousI can t remember the last time I laughed this hardI had permanently a huge grin plastered n my face and I hosted a butterfly party in my stomach and that wasn t the work f Caroline and Simon s ff the charts chemistry aloneThe way their feelings developed and unfolded was really heartwarming and sweeta slowly burning process that made Wallbanger a really romantic bookThey cooked togetherthey watched movies togetherthey shared their secrets and hopes and then they gave in to their animal attractionI must admit I never expected a guy named Simon to be this sexyOh how I wish I had a wallbanging neighbor but alasthe closest house is my late grandfather s houseIf I hear those walls bangingit will be the beginning f a Supernatural episode and not a great romanceUnless Sam Winchester pops up and rescues meThat would be niceMy point isif you want to laugh and swoon and escape stupid realitythis is the book for youPlusyou re going to meet a very interesting cat I mean Hard to fault this book I had so much fun reading it sometimes laughing a bit too much that even my muscles hurt And sometimes that s all you need a book that makes you laught Reread I was worried that this wouldn t be as great as the first time I read it I was wrong thank god It was so good So fuckin good There were numerous times I started to tear up because my emotions were going haywire I m just so in love with this book Well hello there my new favourite Come to mamaI judged this book by the title And I feel like an absolute fool now because fuck me I loved this Loved itI can t wait to reread it and continue Pontius Pilate on with the series And readther books by this author What is with these OMG Super Hot Fun books that become all the rage here Livin de Life on GR lately And they are all the sameA Mary Sue heroine with a perfect job and perfect friends who looks perfect but for some reason is alone and sexually frustrated And she s all kindsf batshit about her perceptions Aeralis of menr sex Be CentsAble: How to Cut Your Household Budget in Half or men AND sex Thus the heroinef what exactly Then the hero Well he s Academic Inbreeding and Mobility in Higher Education: Global Perspectives of coursetherworldly gorgeous and fit although he puts absolutely no effort into becoming that way and most Radio Crackling, Radio Gone of the time he s super richf course and the very definition f Prince Charming except rouge and rascal than sweet and heroic Thus not really a heroEven so I usually make it farther than I did in this book and not because this book is worse by no means will anything scar me worse than the virginity scene in In Flight shivers but because I ve just had enough If I hadn t had enough I might have struggled Through And Given This 3 Stars In The EndBut That and given this 3 stars in the endBut that another reason I m doing this this way 4 12 stars verall rating for this book That is hysterically misleadingAnd this girls problems with her frakkin O and all Limey Gumshoe of these blatant attempts as farcical humor are just too damn much Oh and this cat everyone is mooningver Clive He s the most unrealistic Maritime Academy Graduate: Memoir Of A Third Mate of all He s like cartoon Garfield unrealistic And trust me I know some cats with personality but this is just stupidrant Text messages between The Book and Blacky So what do you think about me Well you weren t short at all D Well yeah I m pretty long and thick Just about average I d say Pfttt you are average missy Didn t you like all the humor Yeah it was good I guess the scene with Dr Ross was the best D Ohhhh yes makes me thinkf dirty things that man I wish I had my O back Yes I wish it too Your O brought frustration to me than it did to you Whatcha sayin You didn t like all the sexual frustration How is that possible How is that possible indeed And what about my story What did you think f that Story What story Book all you talked about was the lack f Trouble Looking for a Place to Happen orgasms flirtation sexual frustration sex I may have forgotten a sexual thingr two that were mentioned P Mmmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O Hello book Focus I am talking to you Talking Talking about sex Mmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O I am facepalming here Can you try to have a nice conversation without thinking f sex Me Thinking about sex Mmmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O Sigh I give up
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you just write sigh Well s a hell f a time to start noticing P Blacky Simon Caroline The Cat The Book and The Friends are Harcourt School Publishers Collections on a road trip traveling in the car together Blacky OMG I have to endure several hours in the car with Mr Horny and Ms Hornier and the CatfromHell Ughhh The friends are interesting though but even they thinkf nothing but sex I see Simon is looking at Caroline in a smouldering way His eyes don t stop twinkling for goodness sake Simon Why am I thinking about Caroline all the time Hm must mean I want to wallbang her too Damn that will be tough cause she can t stop arguing with me Why does she hate me so much Oh yeah I bang girls like crazy Mmmmmmmm Banging Walls Why doesn t this car have walls Caroline Simon keeps touching the inside f the car I don t think he likes it He does like fcking girls through the wall though I want to be fcked through a wall Wait no I don t I hate Simon But he s so pretty my lower Caroline says I don t care He s a jerk But Red ue separa las dos habitaciones sino también los gritos de éxtasis de sus acompañantes Pero lo peor de todo es ue esta situación no hace más ue recordarle ue está en diue seco Una noche después de una sesión particularmente ruidosa Caroline decide tomar cartas en el asunto y uejarse Pero no esperaba sentirse atraída por Simon Cuando abre la puerta y ve ue solo lleva una sábana blanca alrededor de su. ,