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Death in the Garden gI see from the high ratings this book has received that a lot of people like it I can t really fault them for that since it is a rather cute premise and reading it wasn t torture I ve had a little while to think things through however andwell I m not entirely sure about this but I think I just might be a bit critical than the average reader As stated previously the premise isood Sadly premise and the author s intent do not always translate to a Baule good read Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend reads like a story from someone who really wants to tell a story but has absolutely no idea how to do so compellingly There is no immersion whatsoever the reader is just slid along the surface never onceetting a peek at anything deeper Yes teenagers can be shallow but this story hints at the fact that they can be without once showing us I found Brody s voice to be simplistic redundant immature and slightly annoying do people from Oklahoma really drop that many G s and while I was informed that Hayley was supposedly hi larious I wasn t doing a whole lot of laughing Much of the humor felt forced and awkward When I say the reader is never shown any depth I mean Becca Ann hints at depth without really delving Brody has issues with his douchebag of an older brother and his bio dad but these issues are never fully addressed We et a confrontation scene between Brody and Gabe the brother but then the entire issue is dropped Hayley has some serious self image issues and her mother is ridiculously emotionally abusive but these issues are also never fully explored It seems as if the character of Hayley s mother exists merely to provide an abusive backdrop and excuse for Hayley s insecurities For some reason Hayley winces or flinches any time someone uses a swear rolling my eyes so hard it hurts and Brody figures this out and cleans up his language but do we ever find out why Hayley has a physical reaction to foul language Nnnnnope Brody kept calling himself a douche Hayley kept calling herself fat there was a bunch of contrived drama and stilted humor and then I ran across dually noted and wanted to punch something Yeah it might be petty but I uess I m just confused about why there are so many inept writers out there I mean most people who love to read andor write are lovers of words When it is uite obvious you are not a word lover your passion for using them to craft a story makes no sense to me Dually noted That being said the book isn t awful It s just not nearly as funny or as poignant as the descriptions and reviews make it out to be One word to describe this book Thats what Hayley would say anyway This was a short only took a little over 2 hours to read but super cute and funny book Just what I needed after the emotionally taxing reading week I ve hadOne of the best things about this book was it was from the Hidden Demon guys perspective which I love Brody I loved me some BrodyBrody is a popularuy who has the hots for his older brothers ex He becomes friends with Hayley Hayley decides to help him La figlia di Odino (Raven Rings, get theirl Sounds Norman Thomas good right Well after spending so much time with Hayley Brody realizes SHE is theirl he wants Hayley is fanfreakingtastic I mean seriously funny and adorable I love her lingo Of course she doesn t think someone hot and popular like Brody would ever really fall for the chubby Risen girl who he s just friends withAood book with a Darkness Creeping great message Had a fewood laughs kept a smile on my face If you are looking for a lighter read thats cute funny and sweet check this one out Four Stars How could I want anyone else She
#S Amazing That Girl Damn Sexy Funny And Just Knows #amazing that Herzblut (Alexander Herz, girl Damn sexy funny and just knows to make me feelall that crap you re suppose to feel when you re with theirl you just have to be aroundI need herNo I crave her First off do not Waking Nightmares get let the not soreat title of this book steer you away If I can be honest it almost made me not want to read this book The cover is cute and I really like it but the title Not so much I hate that word Fat I ve always had a complex about it but I m sure a lot of Youre the Boss! girls do When do we women ever think we are ever skinny enough lol Exactly However I am a sucker for stories where the not so typical skinny minnieset the hot Out of This Orbit (Cosmic Soul Mates, guy so of course I had to read it I m verylad I did too I m not exactly Miss Size Zero Huh I m what they call the FFF Meaning The Funny Fat Friend Hayley has always been the FFF She s also the friend that The War Planners Series guyso through to Glidepath (Max Fend, get to theirl they actually want Kind of like the matchmaker per se She s set up a lot of her friends this way She s always felt that this was her role The inevitable matchmaker So when she notices her American Sign Language friend Brody always constantly swooning at his brother s ex The Complete Calvin and Hobbes [Box Set] girlfriend uynn she offers her help I take a deep breath andrab her hand I m not Um Natal em Ardmore going to let her shake me off this time I like you alright I want to date you not out of pity but because II need to Hayles I can tet you off my mind Brody didn t know what he signed up for when he takes Hayley s offer to help him win uynn s heart Brody has always been infatuated with his brother s ex She s every uys dream Blonde skinny friendly and popular However the time he spends with Hayley the he likes her He s never thought of her as fat or ugly As a matter of fact Brody thinks Hayley is beautiful inside and out She makes "Him Laugh And Just "laugh and just naturally comfortable around her The uirky little thinks she does drive him crazy Who knew this irl would turn his life upside down I m not oing to stop until she tells me to stop I love her And I want to have one of my firsts with her too It takes Hayley forever to believe a uy like Brody would be interested in a So Far from the Sea girl like her Brody tries to send the right signals but it literallyoes over her head andor she just ignores it However when she does let him in it was one of those moments where I couldn t stop The Wolfs Healing Touch (Wolves of Stone Ridge grinning I was so flipping happy it was ridiculous Just pure Awesomesauce This is another one of those impromptu reads that I just needed Just an FYI this is strictly YA Not too much hanky pankyoing Around But There Was but there was little Let s just say that it was enough to make me swoon However I did find the clean language a little too clean The stuff that came out of Hayley s mouth were a bit on the very cheesy clean side but then again I have a sailor mouth so the lack of dirty talk made me a bit uncomfortable LOL Yea I knowI have issues Fuck Shit Damn I mean is it really that hard to say LOL Whoops There I o rambling again My bad LOL Anyway I LOVED the fact that the story It’s stupid to fall for your brother’s ex It’s even worse to enlist another’s help to win the ex over But Brody is desperate and Hayley his partner in American Sign Language is than willing to lend him a few tips She’s the school’s matchmaker’ and with her bizarre and positive personality Bro. .
Cassie Mae º 5 Free downloadIs his real dad and that his biological dad did nothing for him Yes But I wanted to et of Brody s friends especially since Brody keeping his relationship with Hayley uiet is a big part of the climax That whole plot point could have worked a lot better if we had Bible Prophecy gotten with Tanner and Brody The plot is standard YA fluff but what Becca Ann did with these characters makes it interesting than any other YA romcom that I ve come across Brody aloneets all of my points but making Hayley into a real character who can be seen as a role model earns major respect in my book There s a positive and endearing message not just for Yaratma Cesareti girls but for boys as well This is a definite recommend This review can also be found on my blog A Match Made in HeavenI have had some fairlyood luck with contemps lately This and Losing It The Astral Codex getting 5 stars from me within a month Thats monumental I think maybe the trick is for me to stick to the funny contemps Reason 1 You know how to sign the word balls Reason 2 You walk with a book on your headReason 3 You know how to make awkward less awkwardReason 4 Its easy with youReason 5 You know how to make auy feel pretty Here There Be Witches good about himselfReason 6 Youive the best hugsReason 7 I think about you before I think about herReason 8 You slaughter me at Ghost ReconReason 9 You turned me into a psych HILarious and SO real with an incredible voiceThis is a laugh out loud funny book with some fun smexy moments thrown in and a Story of the Liberty Bell great love story For this review and pop by my blog Drugs Called BooksHere is a book I knew I wanted to read the second I read the title I found it b accident and I m solad I did As someone who feels like the funny fat friend this book was perfect for me Now do not mistake Brody the main characters does not find Hayley fat That s Hayley s idea of herself I came out of the read feeling hopeful and happy for myself which I think is a wonderful thing More than half the time Fake Mustache girls who think they re fat really aren t They re just fatter than the skinniest chick in school And even thatirl thinks she s fat So when Hayley my signing partner in American Sign Language shrugs off Josh moo ing at her as she walks in the room that s when I figure this Desert Rose and Her Highfalutin Hog girl isn t like mostirlsFirst paragraph of Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat FriendBrody the uy is the one who narrates this book This is one of the only books I ve read in which the point of view is the uy s And unlike the other few I read here I loved itBrody s voice is very authentic He sounds and acts like the teenager he is only he happens to be just the Hey Wait a Minute! Five Rough and Reluctant Sex Erotica Stories greatestuy He is sweet shy in an adorable way unaware of how attractive he is he s Drawing Straws got a six pack foroodness sake and really clueless when it comes to irls He s also perceptive and attentive Really I wouldn t mind dating him at all Hayley the main irl is me She s insecure about herself and doesn t really believe someone like Brody can really love her the FFF Funny fat friend It Ethical Responsiveness and the Politics of Difference gets to the point that when someone calls her fat even though she really isn t all that fat she doesn t mind because she just accepts it She s veryood in the matters of the heart all but her own of course She s funny and uirky and cute and I absolutely loved her Their relationship was wonderful to me It happened fast I ll tell you that but it was so believable and freaking cute and adorable that I couldn t care less Plus they spend so much time together Just Getting To Know One getting to know one that it felt like they knew each other much longer They didn t just fall for one another It s not a baseless love where you don t understand why they fall for each other and their reasons for loving aren t shallow It s not about looks or statue It s about each otherEach chapter s title is a reason why Brody fell for Hayley which is another thing I adore about this book The reasons are really funny but also true For example she can sign language the word balls she kicks ass at video The scarecrow games sheoes to look at bloody pictures of people when she feels down to remind her other people has it so much worse He falls for who she is uirkiness and self doubt and everything He falls for what makes her her I love those kind of thingsAlso as this book was from Brody s POV we Elizabeth Cady Stanton got to see some wonderful things such as how suddenly she became the most beautifulirl in the world to him even though other people may refer to her as fat or chubby I think this really sums up love perfectly theirs and other s seeing the other person as beautiful no matter what Now if that s not enough these two have After the End got some HOT kisses I m serious I needed to fan myself when they were kissing also we veot sex but the fade to black kind so don t worry I loved reading the after sex part when they wake up Seriously I love this due Okay enough about the romance even though it was sooo swoon worthy Another thing I really liked about this book is that there is no Big Bad Villain threatening their relationship Their obstacles are their own feelings about themselves and they work through them There are not enough words for me to express the The Doll and Her Friends (1893) great LOVE I have for this book Aside for me being able to connect to the characters 100% it was also just so funny fluffy and just damn adorable And this book made me think that even the Funny Fat Friend deserves her happy ever afterFor this review and pop by my blog Drugs Called Books CUTE SUPER CUTE CUTEI could not put this book down I cant decide what i Loved most The adorable chapter titles the male POV or the uite frankly amazing witty writing ILOVED THIS BOOKRefreshing laugh out loud funny cute as can be tummyoing crazy first smooch nothing beats a well written teeny bopper bookEasy 4 stars from me and a welcome break from the over sexed mini drama s I ve been reading of late Can I rate this like 100 12 stars That s what it deserves Hell I d ive it 200 12 stars if I could This is a phenomenally honest "And Funny And Romantic And "funny and romantic and sexy read Did I mention the funny It is hilarious It contains one of the best descriptions of a first kiss I ve ever read and you uys know how many kisses I read weekly I have to be some kind of expert on reading kisses by now right Brody and Hayley are so exuisitely true and written so well that I swear they jump off the page and into your heart within the
First Twenty Paragraphs Verytwenty paragraphs Very do any books other than my beloved Betty Neels romances make my heart clutch but Becca Ann did it and man am I ever Nightbane World Book One grateful Sigh and swoon and love and all that mushy stuff about this book Seriously Highly highly recommend. At Friend” within herroup her self image makes it impossible for Brody to share his feelings without Hayley shrugging it off as a joke Convincing her Brody can and did fall for the “Funny Fat Friend” turns out to be harder than simply falling in loveWritten by Cassie Mae under the pen name Becca An. ,
As told in Brody s POV I love The All New Jonah Twist getting into theuy s head Its so cute how he struggled to come to the obvious conclusion He s just a sweetheart The relationship between Brody and Hayley matures at a nice rate nothing was ever rushed Sometimes I wished it moved a slight bit faster but meh I was still all ood with the results This was such a fast predictable and enjoyable read and would recommend it to anyone looking for a very ood very cute and clean YA story Awesomesauce Seriously Absolutely fantastic light happy fun touching YA read I LOVED that the book was all from Brody s POV The inner dialogue of a teenage Legon Ascension (Legon Series guy certainly was entertaining The room is too hot All the sweat makes my clothes stick to my balls Man if uynn walks in right when I m adjust myself I may as well sniff my hand afterwards too since that s how attractive I ll look Ok Brody be uick about this Be cool How do you look cool when you scratch yourself She s still not here Do it now It s driving you crazy One uick shift later nuts are in the right place and no one seems to have noticed What a big deal over nothin Oh man I just loved Brody Seriously he s the kind ofuy I hope my boys PMS grow up to be one day He s not perfect what 18 year old boy is but his heart is in in the right place and he follows through with hisood intentions almost all of the time My heart broke for Haley Poor The Two of Swords girl came by her low self esteem honestly that s for sure I wish we could have had a flash forward enough to know that someday she really could put all that crap behind her She was such areat character Funny smart Sinfully Damaged (Master Mistress, genuine and uniue Beautiful inside and out I adored how each chapter was titled with one if the reasons Brody fell for Haley Reason number 13 I d beat the crap out of my own flesh and blood for you Getting to know Brody and Hales and watching them fall in love justave me all sorts of warm and fuzzies I have zero complaints about this one It s ABCs of Baseball getting a permanent spot on my re read when you need to feelood shelf There was an article that I read back in September that brought up the fact that despite the near inclusiveness of YA books fat people were still not as highlighted nor embraced as mainstream characters and that fat shaming was one of the few remaining acceptable targets While I m all for being healthy I know that I ought to be better with my diet I hate fat shaming I detest the yearly onslaught of New Year s Resolution Lose X Pounds I hate the criticism of a perfectly healthy person being chubby and I loathe the BMI with a fiery burning passion Fun fact The person who thought up the BMI did so to prove possible criminal activity Yeah For teenage Ēna girls it s worse Not only do we have to deal with the relentless onslaught that is high school which does wonders for confidence let me tell you but we have no one to look up to When I was in school I didn t have any chubby role models much less anyone who could be considered fat but still seen as a sex object For a while there was Jordin Sparks but even she lost weight The fatirl cannot be a sexualized object and should she even dare think of sex she must be ridiculed for itWe need books like this oneThere is no magical weight loss makeover here No impossible standards by which the heroine is considered fat No chubby chasing despite what Brody s brother thinks And Hayley isn t ridiculed for attempting to be sexy Why didn t I have a book like this when I was sixteenHayley is one of the realistic heroines I ve come across in a
Long Time She Stime She s about her weight and how boys see her but she has a wicked sense of humor that she utilizes I loved when she rates her body noting Well the Taken By the Sheriff the Deputy Too! good thing is I have a rack Yes in most other books whenever Hayley turns down Brody it could have been You idiot can t you see he loves you But it s not here because we see why Hayley s so insecure about boys liking her and what they really want her for The fact that Brody has fallen for Hayley is unbelievable for her because she s been told directly and indirectly that she ll never beood enough for any passable Kentucky Grandmothers guy Even when Brody does act like an idiot and doesn t tell anyone about their relationship it felt true here when Hayleyets upset because she does have a reason for having that reaction If anything I would have liked to otten with her mother anything I would have liked to otten with her mother to flesh out Hayley s insecurities But I do really like her I also like that while she s fat Hayley s friendly with everyone and isn t treated like a member of the lower caste And even though it s not dwelt on her body is brought up in text not only through Brody s sex filter but also in minor scenes like when she The Blackmailed Secretary gets her tattoo I also love that she s able to fall naturally into conversations with Brody itives the two a lot of chemistry and really sets up their relationshipThe other thing I absolutely love about this book is Brody On a writing standpoint it is really hard to write the opposite sex and pull it off well Brody s voice was extremely strong and he did feel like a If the Magic Fits (100 Dresses, genuine teenage boy with the constant acknowledgements of Oh God I m checking her out aren t I Yet despite being a horny teenage boy Brody earns my undying love in that he is respectful toward women Not big man help puny women folk masked as chivalry He actually respects uynn and Hayley as people When he said that he has no claim on uynn and their relationship prior to the bookives him no claim I actually wanted to cheer Or as my brain thought Did he just obliterate the nice uy argument Brody s not perfect and he does screw up freuently but the nice uy argument Brody s not perfect and he does screw up freuently but the that he was conscious of the screw ups and tried to make things better made me love him even And Brody and Hayley s relationship in all I have to admit when I first started reading this I thought that this was Decadent (Wicked Lovers going to be mostly about Brody desperately trying to win over uynn before realizing in the last third that he s in love with Hayley I think this says about my expectations in YA Nope The romance is between Brody and Hayley There s some waffling early on but once Brody realizes his real feelings it s all about Hayley Even their first time together is handled admirably with Hayley seducing Brody and the twoleefully leaping into bed If there s anything I really wanted of I wanted to When Digital Becomes Human get a better idea of what Brody s other relationships were like I liked that he wanted to be on friendly terms with uynn again no niceuy bs and I really liked Brody s relationship with his parents Tangent I had to do a fist pump when Brody clarifies that his step dad. Dy finds her easy to talk to even about the most awkward situations Hayley’s tips seem to be working but as Brody learns about his matchmaker he starts finding reasons to spend time with her and not the irl he thought he was in love with But Hayley isn’t ready to fall for anyone Labeled the “Funny .