When last we saw Dillon the town geek had just gotten himself turned into a vampire by virtue of getting in the middle of something he shouldn t Now the new and improved Dillon deep *Down Is Convinced He S *is convinced he s a geek Well maybe More importantly he s a real zero
#See he s determined to prove his manliness by out boinking the last town lothario So far he s #he s determined to prove his manliness by out boinking the last town lothario So far he s a single individual female short of the record of 300 women Only the previous guy took a lifetime he s taken 2 months He breaks the record with the boinking of the h Yeah man ho zeroIt gets worse The h is his best friend The h has been celibate for some time because it bothered her that her only 3 encounters she was the aggressor The H can read her The H is aware of that The H essentially teases her until she jumps him thus essentially playing upon her issues The H bolts from her bed before the mattress has stopped shaking The H wonders why she goes out with someone else the next nightI wonder why she didn t trash his reputation in revenge I would have He would have overheard with his super vampire hearing women gossiping that they d heard
he had the ClapAnd he wondered why she was reluctant to admit she loved him Asshat SlowSlowhad the ClapAnd he wondered why she was reluctant to admit she loved him Asshat SlowSlow that felt all over the place at times Badly needed editing but the story just didn t flow for me What made this book two stars for me was some glaringly obvious oversights and sillinessat least to me Case in point Dillon s parents OK so your son has been missing for two months and the best you can do is camp out at his house and jump any shadow passing by Then they just go away Also his BF se. Dillon Cash used to be the biggest geek in Skull Creek Texas until a vampire encounter changed him into a lean mean sex machine Now every woman in town wants a piece of the hunky cowboy Meg Sweeney can't get over her old friend. Es him but makes not effort to
Tell His Obviously Worried Parents That Hehis obviously worried parents that he okay She doesn t call him on that beyond the one mentionMaybe I missed somethingThe part where the parents mistakenly jump Meg could have been funny should have been funny but it just didn t do it for me I "really wanted to like this book I am a vampire junkie but this book just wasn t as good "wanted to like this book I am a vampire junkie but this book just wasn t as good th It was the best sex she d had in months The only sex Which wouldn t be such a bad thing *except that the elusive O came courtesy of a red vibrator called the *that the elusive O came courtesy of a red vibrator called the Tamale rather than some hot buff cowboy with a slow hand and an intoxicating smile So with an opening paragraph like this you now you re in for a fun ride and for the most part DROP DEAD GORGEOUS doesn t disappoint This is book 2 from Kimberly Raye s sexy and hilarious Love At First Bite trilogy Set in Skull Creek Texas these uickie romances follow the small town antics and love connections of some rather eccentric but completely likable women as they get their groove on and find true love with gorgeous Texan cowboys who also just happen to be Vampires Dillon Cash used to be the biggest geek in Skull Creek until he inadvertently got between two warring vampires losing his human life in the process Now he s back and better than ever in fact except for whole burning to a crisp in the sun thingy and a small aversion to garlic his new life rocks This former nerdy computer tech s been transformed into a hunka hunka burning vampire love and every woman in town wants a piece of him Meg Sweeny or Manhandler Meg as she s been Troys known since high school can t belie. Dillon's transformation Not only does she want him but she's also dying to figure out how he did it Because Meg is a former geek herself If Dillon can suddenly morph into a stud who's to say there isn't a sexitten waiting to
READ & DOWNLOAD Drop Dead Gorgeous Harleuin BlazeVe the changes in her old friend Dillon Now not only does *She Want His *want his body wants his secret as well You see Meg is a closeted geek and if Dillon can suddenly morph into a stud then theres a chance that with a little of his instruction she can become the much desired sex itten she s always wanted to be too All Dillon wants to do is erase his geeky reputation and blaze a trail as the towns studliest guy possibly even emerging 1 on the coveted Randiest Rooster list But theres something about his old pal Meg he can t refuse she see s past his new muscles and heartthrob status and damn if he hadn t always thought she was irresistible anyways Our couple engage in a cat and mouse game of who s seducing who and of course lose their hearts in the processAlthough I didn t enjoy this as much as Dead Sexy this was still a good read My only real problem being that geek heroes just don t do it for me and regardless of his hot vampire makeover I never felt much of anything for Dillon Even the love scenes which are plenty spicy didn t work for me But that s just me However the truly great thing about this series besides the fact that it s frigging hilarious is the awesome cast of unconventional townsfolk and the crazy adventures they manage to get themselves into Raye has written this in such an endearing fun way that I find myself wanting to move to Skull Creek just so that I can spend Friday nights at Joe Bob s Bar and Grill and buy my groceries at the local Piggly Wiggly Not to mention the fact that I might bag myself a cowboy Vamp and make it onto the Gazette s hot chicks list Cheer. E unleashed inside her She just needs a little instructionDillon's never been able to refuse his best pal Meg anythingeven sex lessons Little does he guess that one life changing night in her bed will leave him dying to live aga.